i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
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one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened
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i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
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I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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